I have never said or thought that I was the sharpest tool in the tool box, or even the brightest light bulb, but I get by and I like who I am.  Admittedly, if I were to go on the latest game show my specialist subject would have to be soaps – not the kind you wash with, but whilst on the subject of soap – Soap and Glory from Boots is heavenly – try it. I’m not much of a reader, so literature would be out the question, although I did read all three of the Fifty Shades Of Grey Books, they were ok I suppose – but like every other women who read them I too fell in love with Christian Grey, so seeing the film would be a real no no for me as I have an image of him in my head, and I really do not want that spoilt by some over paid actor – fit or not.

With my mentality, I would say bring back Blankety Blank, that’s more my kind of game show, sitting opposite a bunch of z list celebs trying to find the missing blank – oh how fun, and at the same time I’d feel all clever if my blank was the right blank, and you know what they say…Points make prizes!!

Let me introduce myself, my name is Michelle and I am 34 years old with the mentality, I would say of a 19 year old.  I have a son called Jamie who is seven and a boyfriend of 10 years who is called Craig.  I work in a hotel and I am an hotel receptionist – that is my stage, I love making people laugh whether they may be laughing at me or with me I just love it.

I just thought Id start this blog just to air my views and the way I see things in my own little bubble, maybe along the way i will review things from films to products, and generally just have a giggle along the way.